my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
P.s The picture is me and my Fiancé.
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
You cant forget the Incredibles!
This movie is literally the best
seems like my spanish
Is it weird that I think I know where that is?
Apple Q&A - Moffat sends Benedict
actual 6 year oldinto a giggle fit [x]
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^
Part of Robert Downey Jr.’s workout for Avengers: Age of Ultron [x]